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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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