No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
AL FRANKENMistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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But when the veteran has a dog, the same people will come up and say, ‘Hi’ to pet the dog and then strike up a conversation.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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