I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
AL FRANKENMistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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