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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

Al Franken

The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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I’ve been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you’re under pressure.
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The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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