I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
AISHA TYLERSo what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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