No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
AISHA TYLERBut I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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If you haven’t noticed yet, working sucks. Unless you are a racecar driver or an astronaut or Beyonce, working is completely and utterly devoid of awesome.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I’m the kindest, most supportive friend ever, probably to my own detriment, but I hope that I am toughening up a little bit.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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