I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
AISHA TYLERI want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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I like grown up comedy.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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