You can do terrible things when you don’t know who you are.
ADAM REXJ.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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There’s a little bit of magic in every box!
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There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.
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Get off of the car,’ J.Lo huffed. ‘I am an English superstar.’ Uh-uh. There’s no comparison. ‘
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I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn’t understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.
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For the gentle werelibrarian, who’s strictly vegetarian, there’s nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER
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Gratuity’ in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place.
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As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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Magic likes a good tragedy, too.
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
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J.Lo’ in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it ‘M-smiley face-pound sign.
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Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.
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Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.
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I’ve been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda… I should be a video game.
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled ‘Aliens’ and ‘Femaliens.’ ‘Finally,’ I said to J.Lo. ‘Here’s a bathroom you’re allowed to use.
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If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?
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