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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.

Adam Carolla

When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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Excitement Express Knowledge Radio Show Yourself
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. .
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Christmas Country Dad Feel Instantly Kid Wrong
Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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Feel Free Higher Pay Tax
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
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Air Conservative Country People Place Stories Story Use
If you’ve driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it’s like a golf course… Real estate values go ‘boom!’
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Act Boom Country Driven Gay Golf Real Rule Section Value
I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.
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Behind Feeling Feelings Joke Sort Stand Trying
I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I’m not interested in hurting their feelings.
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Enough Good Hurt Hurting Interesting Nice Parent People
. It’s an even wooden floor, and may the best man or woman win. And I say God bless Dancing with the Stars, and God bless the USA.
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Best Bless Country Dancing Floor God Man Star Win Woman Wooden
If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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Bridge Built Done Meant Women
As I said in my last book, birds are mean. They’re the only pet that, when they escape, the owners are relieved. You can tell a species is evil by doing this simple math.
ADAM CAROLLA

Bird Book Escape Mean Moving Relieved
I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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Ability Field Healthcare Playing Right Thinking Work
I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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Care Connection Country Hollywood Protection
I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they’re making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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Bigger Commercial Funny Humor Maxi Nice Pad Visual
I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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Always Boxed Boxing Fight Ring Taught Won
Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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Back Believe Build Door Job Overwhelming Stand Stuff
Don’t do your best, do my best.
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Advice Best Force Mine Order Question Work

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