If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
ADAM CAROLLAWell, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It’s a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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You don’t realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It’s a card you get so you can navigate society.
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I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format.
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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you’re gay.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
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I’m a comedian, not a politician.
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I’ve never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I’ve never left behind.
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I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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The truth is we’re all probably more creative than we realize, except we spend our lives watching TV or reading somebody else’s book.
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.
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