Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they’re so suggestible.
ADAM CAROLLAWell, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you’ll have a good life.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts.
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I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
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I don’t think healthcare’s a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can’t you do.
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I know there’s no God and I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won’t admit it because there’s another thing they know. They know they’re going to die and it freaks them out.
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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor
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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.
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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don’t like the television stuff as much.
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I have no connection with Hollywood. I’m not interested. I don’t care.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don’t know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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