He doesn’t sound like a guy who’s done a onesome, let alone a threesome.
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Then there’s the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I’d be, a sweatpants lesbian.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
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I’d never hurt another person.
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I don’t have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
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I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle.
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Don’t do your best, do my best.
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I feel like I’m a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.
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A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money.
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I’m not sexist, I’m just a realist.
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When I’m in power, here’s how I’m gonna put the country back on its feet. I’m going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the ‘tardiest of the ‘tards like the thick crust.
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Welfare is monetary methadone.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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If you spend your life walking through somebody else’s museum, you never find out whether you’re Rembrandt or not.
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Honestly, I’ve always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed – that kind of stuff.
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