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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.

Bill Maher

God knows life sucks. It’s right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and misery. And God says, “I can’t take away pain and misery because then no one would talk to me.”
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God Life Misery Myself Pain Talk Terrible
The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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Children Date Different Myself Ritual
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Better Complain Man Start Taste Woman
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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Friendship Ideas Lover Man Treat Woman Yourself
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity
Did you see the 2000 Republican Presidential Convention? The last time the Republicans had that many Black people on a stage, they were selling them!
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Black People Politics See Stage
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Better Country Flaw Myself Patriot Point Thinking

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