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Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’

Bill Maher

If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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Believe Death Egg Goodness War
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
I think what’s dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
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Dangerous Ideas Sin Yourself
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Big Ego Face Himself Problem Worship
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Death Kill Nature Way Yourself
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheism Position Religion Sex
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
BILL MAHER

Capital Greatness Kill Punishment Work Yourself

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