Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
ANDY ROONEYMost of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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