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Bill Maher

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Believe Love Myself Politics Stupidity
You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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Husband Name People Time Wrong
The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Arab Date Goodness Man Result Talk Woman
If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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Believe Death Egg Goodness War
The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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Act Myself Pretend Sexuality Understand
We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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Fun Joke Religion
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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God Live Money Ourselves Trust
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Communalism Compare Human Hypocrisy Marriage Nature
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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Injustice Tolerance Yourself
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman

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