False hope really makes you cynical.
BILL MAHERYou know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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