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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.

Bill Maher

The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Death Fact Kind Live Man Plain Religion
America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog.
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Dog Explanation Issues Myself Sorry Understand
Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
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Fear Information Rule Tribe
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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God Man Myself Need Religion
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Addiction Drug War
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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Click Perspective Reading Religious Software
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Fertilizer Perfume Woman Yourself
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church.
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Enterprise Religious Rich Sales Start Yourself
Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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Conservatism Honesty Liberal Myself Politics Spin
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder

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