If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
BILL MAHER
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can’t pass a background check support background checks.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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