Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
ANDY ROONEYSooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I’ve learned, That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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