I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
ANDY ROONEYThe 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Don’t you hate it when, your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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