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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

Andy Rooney

I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

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