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Bill Maher

Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Dance Popular Stardom
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
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God Man Quit Suicide Way Yourself
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People
Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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Answer Dumb Question Time Wrong
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Himself Name Obvious
The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Answer Food Health Sick
The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.
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Brilliant Ourselves People Stupidity True
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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Country Guilty Wealth Yourself
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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Believe Life Path True
I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Myself Religion Respect Thinking

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