But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
TIM ALLENI know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine – this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
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I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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