Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
TIM ALLENI know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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