What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
BILL MAHERWe need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Emergency rooms will be used the way they were intended to be used: not for primary care, but for when the average freaky American get some strange object up his ass.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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The idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus is a bunch of bullshit. Treat her like you would a friend, and you’ll wind up with a lover.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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