The Drug War is an addiction, really.
BILL MAHERFalse hope really makes you cynical.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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I don’t know anyone less Jesus like than Christians.
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If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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We don’t really have to make fun of religion – it makes fun of itself.
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You know, there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time, husband!!!
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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If you believe Jesus ever had a good word for war or torture or tax cuts for the rich, or raping the earth, or refusing water to dying migrants, then you might as well believe bunnies lay painted eggs.
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