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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

Bill Maher

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Better Country Flaw Myself Patriot Point Thinking
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Break Home Right Shoot Trade Yourself
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself
Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself
The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Difference Religion Talk Voice
There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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Debate Right Science Subject Vote
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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Call Celebration Fake Fools Ourselves People
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself
Let’s make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake – you know, to send the right message to kids.
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Children Law Message People Right Straight
Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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Curiosity Interesting Myself People Wonder
The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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Goal Power Slogan
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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Bible Constitution People Problem
Hot women have to stop putting long paragraphs of text on their bodies. I know you think it’s sexy but one thing that men never think is, “Gee, you know what would make this sex better? Having something to read.”
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Hot Man Reading Stop Thinking Woman World
In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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Bad Connection Ideas Justify Kind Religious Tolerance Yourself
Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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Attention Country Pay Stupidity

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

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