The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
AMBROSE BIERCEConversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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You don’t have to be stupid to be a Christian, but it probably helps.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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