Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLERI grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
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My buddies, we’ve always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out – that’s the goal.
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Sometimes you can’t prioritise family and you feel guilty.
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I wasn’t a kid growing up thinking, ‘One day I’ll get an Oscar and make a speech.’ That wasn’t on my mind.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I’m glad I lived out both roles.
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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Now that I’m a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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I’ve always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
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When you’re shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It’s an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you’d like to be.
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I know I want to always do the best I can.
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I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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