To the eye of failure success is an accident.
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Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
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Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms agains himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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Forgetfulness – a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.
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Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
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