Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLINIf truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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