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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.

Lily Tomlin

What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
LILY TOMLIN

Expectation Philosophy Yourself
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.

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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.

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