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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.

Lily Tomlin

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.

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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.

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