Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINThe greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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