Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINI believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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