Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
ROBIN WILLIAMSThe Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
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Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
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To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!
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You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome.
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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
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For a while you get mad, then you get over it.
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As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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