Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKERThat woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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