Women and elephants never forget.
DOROTHY PARKERThat woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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