If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
DOROTHY PARKERGenius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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