Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
DOROTHY PARKERThat woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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