The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
DOROTHY PARKERIf I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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