Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
DOROTHY PARKERIf I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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