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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn’t get better. You get better.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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I said to my husband, ‘Why don’t you call out my name when we’re making love?’ He said, ‘I don’t want to wake you up.’
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If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, ‘Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.’.
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I’m no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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Elizabeth Taylor’s so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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