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Happiness, at my age, is breathing

Joan Rivers

She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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Funny Herself Stupidity Understand War World
I’m racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson’s back when he was black.
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Black Friendship Himself Myself Possible Race
I’m no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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Cook Food Myself
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
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Death Food Funny Greatness Myself
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: “Run your own race, put on your blinders.”
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Advice Myself Race Run Yourself
I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
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Myself Smoke Time
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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Bond Daughter Family Mom Myself Relationship Talk Yourself
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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Darkness Hard Time Optimism Positive Present Success Thinking
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Change Decision Himself Husband Marriage Mindset Myself
Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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Age Old Reality
I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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Born Myself Room
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don’t care if it’s good things or bad things. That means you’re alive.
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Alive Bad Care Enjoyment Goodness Life Myself
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
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Adventure Excitement Laughter Moments Travel Worst Yourself
Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Advice Feeling Goodness Mindset Thinking Wisdom Yourself
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia?” Shelia had died at birth.
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Born Death Funny Hate Myself Parents

Happiness, at my age, is breathing

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