He who laughs lasts.
ERMA BOMBECKIf a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
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Success is outliving your failures.
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If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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I remember thinking how often we look, but never see … we listen, but never hear … we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.
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Every puppy should have a boy.
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If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn’t charge more after midnight – or anything before midnight.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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When you’re lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
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