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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Erma Bombeck

Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
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Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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It is my theory you can’t get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.
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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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Give Up Guilty
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.
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A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn’t charge more after midnight – or anything before midnight.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
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Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn’t turn it on.
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