Erma Bombeck on clothes
Erma Bombeck82 quotes“A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up.”
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. “What shall we name the other one?” I smiled. She was not amused.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck When you’re lecturing teenagers and they begin to hum and leave the room, you can sense there is hostility.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Friends are “annuals” that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a “perennial” that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There’s a place in the garden for both of them.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Every puppy should have a boy.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck When you look like your passport photo, it’s time to go home.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck A grandparent is the only baby-sitter who doesn’t charge more after midnight – or anything before midnight.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It’s just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Erma BombeckErma Bombeck It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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