He who laughs lasts.
ERMA BOMBECKI got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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Housework can kill you if done right.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Encourage independence in your children by regularly losing them in the supermarket.
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How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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For years, my husband and I have advocated separate vacations. But the kids keep finding us.
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
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Good kids are like sunsets. We take them for granted. Every evening they disappear. Most parents never imagine how hard they try to please us, and how miserable they feel when they think they have failed.
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy.
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Friends are “annuals” that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a “perennial” that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There’s a place in the garden for both of them.
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There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Once you see the drivers in Indonesia you understand why religion plays such a part in their lives.
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I read one psychologist’s theory that said, “Never strike a child in your anger.” When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he’s recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday?
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