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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

H. L. Mencken

The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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Citizenship Liberty Lost People War
Most people want security in this world, not liberty.
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Deep Freedom Liberty People Security
The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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Differences Freedom Honesty Hypocrisy Men Pursue
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
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Daring Lying Man People Success Truth Violence
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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Election Liberty Material Politics
Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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Dignity Human Race
It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Believe Funny Hard Man Transformation
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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Freedom Humanity Peace Rule Save War
There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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Democracy Difference Vote
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Feminism Hate Man Women
Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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Death Fear Law Process Talk
When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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Deep Money
Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Equality Forever Ideal Law Men Priviledge Right World
The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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Freedom Government Ideas Kind Men
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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Himself Men Oneself
Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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Discovery Government Human Liberty Wisdom

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