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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.

Joan Rivers

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny.
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Enjoyment Fast Funny Life
My mother could make anybody feel guilty – she used to get letters of apology from people she didn’t even know.
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Children Guilty Herself Humor Letter Mother Myself People Sorry
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, ‘Let me help you with those buttons’ and I told him, ‘I’m completely naked’.
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Body Husband Marriage Myself Naked Night Sex
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Cook Food Man Marriage Responsibility Sex Woman
Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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Attraction Change Death Greatness People Place Thinking Young
If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
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Fashion Military Ugly Yourself
If you can’t make fun of yourself, you don’t have any right to make fun of others.
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Fun Right Yourself
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Bed Hate Myself Start Yourself
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
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Appearance Funny Myself
Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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Choice Law Wife Woman
My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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Children Early Memories Myself Parents
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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Process Worry
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
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Cook Love Man Woman
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Inspirational Memories Myself Success Talk Thinking
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong

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