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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

Yogi Berra

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
YOGI BERRA

Nap Sleep
I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Money Player Power
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Liar
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Mental Physical
Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
YOGI BERRA

Lie Truth
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
YOGI BERRA

Tour Towel
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
How can a you hit and think at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Thinking
50% of all married people are women.
YOGI BERRA

Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Team Trouble Win
Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
YOGI BERRA

Failure Inspirational One Liner Opportunity Start
Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
YOGI BERRA

Crowd Restaurant
You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Loyalty Protection Team
You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
YOGI BERRA

Beware Careful Lost
Doing the little things can make a big difference.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Inspirational Minimalism
I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
YOGI BERRA

See Television

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