I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
YOGI BERRAIf my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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The only color I don’t have is navy brown.
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If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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Failure is just another opportunity to start over.
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Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.
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Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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