I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
YOGI BERRAIf my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.
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Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore because it’s too crowded.
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You can’t win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
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I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
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Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it’s not working.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
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Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It’s also a powerful motivator.
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So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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