You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
YOGI BERRAI enjoy now doing what I do, playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.
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Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.
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I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
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It ain’t over till it’s over
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.
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You stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they’d do the same for you.
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Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
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