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Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.

Yogi Berra

How can a you hit and think at the same time?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Hit Thinking
50% of all married people are women.
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Funny Marriage One Liner People Women
Never answer an anonymous letter.
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Letter One Liner
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
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Perfection Philosophy World
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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Buy Children School Walk
If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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Baseball Cheat
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
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Copy Imitate One Liner
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Baseball Liar
80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.
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Baseball
We were over-whelming underdogs.
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One Liner Overwhelmed
I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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Alive Dead Lucky Museum See
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
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Baseball Park People Stop
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Baseball Expectation Fun Game Hit Worry
There are some people who, if they don’t already know, you can’t tell ’em.
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People
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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Baseball Inspirational Train
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad

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