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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.

Yogi Berra

We’re lost, but we’re making good time.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Humor Lost Time
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.
YOGI BERRA

Celebrity Fame
I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.
YOGI BERRA

Answer Question Tired
I guess I’ve got a smart wife.
YOGI BERRA

Smart Wife
I’m in no condition to drive, wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
YOGI BERRA

Alcohol Condition Drive Drunk
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
YOGI BERRA

Difference Practice Theory
If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
YOGI BERRA

Perfection Philosophy World
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
Life is a learning experience, only if you learn.
YOGI BERRA

Experience Inspirational Learning Life One Liner
I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Blame Hit Mad
The hardest thing is to get started, but the really hardest thing is to finish.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Finish Motivational Start
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
YOGI BERRA

Buy Children School Walk
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Team Trouble Win
Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.
YOGI BERRA

Charity Giving
Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
YOGI BERRA

Feeling Inspirational
I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
YOGI BERRA

Baseball Nervous Series

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