Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
YOGI BERRAI don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don’t worry. You can’t expect to get a hit every game.
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Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.
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You can have everything you want as long as you don’t want it badly enough.
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Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn’t something to shrug off.
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That’s too coincidental to be a coincidence.
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It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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Keep trying. Stay humble, Trust your instincts.
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
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You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left.
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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If you’re going to cheat, it’s better if you don’t get caught.
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I never said most of the things I said. Then again, I might have said ’em, but you never know.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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