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I must have a drink of breakfast.

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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Habit Mad Myself Weird
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.
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Care Husband Wife
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Goodness Lost Myself Night Thankful
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Food Live Lost Struggle Travel
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
I drink therefore I am.
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