I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
TINA FEYI feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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The arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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